Here’s my Shitty Life Pro Tip of the day for you, friends!
Want a hangover, but can not afford the booze?
Do this:
Lay on your bed with a smartphone in your hand, and browse Facebook, Reddit, news sites, etc. Choose the one you like, as long as it is a “scrolling-site”; one where the content never ends.
Do this until 1 a.m. or even 2 a.m. Then try to wake up at around 7:00 for work. Costs nothing, and you’ll feel like one feels after a long night at the town! (*)
I tried it last night and it worked for me.
(*) May not work if you are young.
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